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As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

I'd tell them to my dog but he'd herd them all.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

What did the farmer call his cow?

Pat.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you say to a cow if it’s in your way?

You tell it to Mooooooooooove.

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?

A transfarmer.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

What day do potatoes hate the most?

Fry-day.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

What farm animal keeps the best time?

A watch dog.

Did you hear about the wooden tractor ?

It had wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work.