Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate).
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
A: He resisted a rest
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no "Connection".
Q: What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A: a garbage truck.
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music
Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
A: A party pooper.
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Q: How does a suit put his child into bed?
A: He tux him in
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!
Q: What four letters will frighten a burglar?
A: O I C U
Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To prism!
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships
Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can't talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. What am I?
A: A River.
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